What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 01.07.2025 03:23

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do you think your landlord should have a key to your room?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Is anal sex allowed in Islam? It's not written anywhere in the Quran whether it's forbidden or not.
{RING} {RING}
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
HELLO
After a few moments he returns.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
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Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Sure no problem officer.
Yes sir it is.